No, it's not a new Ken Scholes story, alas.  (But it could be!)

Amongst a pile of more salaciously titled Paris Hilton spam (last week was apparently Brittney week, and I missed it!), these especially amusing subject lines: 


Has Whirling Paris Hilton Embraced Sufism?

Paris Hilton confuses Animal Control Cops

Paris Hilton starts Large Hadron Collider today